DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

A Wisconsin man turned himself over to the police after a robbery and three-mile car chase because of mosquitoes. Wisconsin police claim the men stole almost $1,400 worth of Jagermeister from a Piggly Wiggly before taking them on a high speed chase. The actual booze thief got away but the driver wasn’t so lucky.

The driver decided to pull over and take off into a corn field, but due to recent rainfall the mosquito’s swarming him were so bad, that he handed himself over to the police. The police themselves were waiting for bug spray to be brought to them before heading into the bug infested field.

According to the police statement, after the man was handcuffed he asked police to wipe the mosquito’s off his forehead where about 20 of them were enjoying a probably booze filled dinner.