DAILY DUMBASS 4.15.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.15.19

Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart.

A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart & their dog was a part of it, too.

The Eau Claire Police Department in Wisconsin identified the 46-year-old woman and her 25-year-old son as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo.

Officers said they found the woman yelling in the doorway at her dog.

She brought Bo into the store without a leash, & he started running around the store.

While the dog was doing that the woman began tearing apart store displays and placing them in her shopping cart.

Walmart staff asked her to leave, and she complied. Police said once outside of the store, she started performing some karate moves in the parking lot.

The dog was still running wild in the store. Finally, he came sprinting out of the store with cornbread muffin mix in his mouth.

Police then arrested the woman, but it wasn’t without a fight. She kicked out a patrol car’s window when they finally got her in custody.

Meanwhile, the woman’s son was still in the Wal-Mart. He took off all of his clothes and exposed himself to everyone around him.

He tried to cover himself by putting on the clothes Walmart had on the racks. But he didn’t try to purchase them, so that is also a crime.

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. He then jumped on a Walmart Shopping scooter and attempted to run over an officer.

The woman and her son were arrested. The dog got a warning.