DAILY DUMBASS 4.17.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.17.19

A man in Wisconsin told police he was a cat and threatened to knock out an officer.

Police were called after someone reported seeing a body under a tree near a tennis court late at night.

Police found the 20-year-old guy lying on the ground and after shaking him and checking for a pulse, he slowly began to wake up. The officer said he was extremely lethargic and swore at her before meowing and saying he was a cat.

When asked how much he had to drink the night before, the guy said “not enough.”

He refused to tell officers his name multiple times and gave police a fake birth date.

Police also found a bottle of Admiral Nelson rum in his backpack.

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