A dumbass in Maine tried to get out of paying his late rent by PLAYING DEAD earlier this week. His landlord found him and called the cops to report the body . . . and when they came, they found the guy alive and well. They also found he had an outstanding WARRANT . . . so he was arrested.
Apparently, the 28-year-old was late on his rent . . . and he knew his landlord was coming by to collect.
So . . . Ted PLAYED DEAD.