A dumbass guy in Wisconsin was busted for drunk driving earlier this week . . . after someone spotted him driving with a CHICKEN on his shoulder.
The police got a VERY strange call around 11:00 A.M. on Sunday.
Someone reported a driver was swerving all over the road. And . . . he had a CHICKEN on his shoulder.
When the cops spotted him, it was true . . . a 42-year-old guy was driving around with a live chicken perched on him.
And it turns out he was driving drunk. Although it’s not clear whether that was causing the swerving, or whether it was partially the chicken’s fault.
The guy was arrested.