Author Archives: James Patrick

DAILY DUMBASS 2.15.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.15.19

A man in Georgia set his mother’s home on fire because of an argument over a box of Cheez-It crackers. After they argued for a while, the guy went outside and locked his mother and brother inside the home. He then poured gas on the front steps and set them on fire. The brother was…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

A Florida man was arrested after he attacked a woman with a heart-shaped ashtray. The two were arguing in a hotel room, so the guy put the ashtray in a drawstring bag and hit the woman several times with it. The woman was able to defend herself with a crack pipe and smacked the man with it.…Read more »

Have You Ever Heard of the “MarbleLympics?”

Have You Ever Heard of the “MarbleLympics?”

The MarbleLympics — an elimination tournament featuring marbles! It features marble runs that are quite impressive – there’s even an underwater course! The qualifying rounds were held in late January. The event even has a guy doing play-by-play. (clip) The Marblelympics features 20 teams with 5 marbles each, battle for 12 qualification spots in 4…Read more »

Hairball Guitarist Catches on Fire

Hairball Guitarist Catches on Fire

Hairball guitarist Bobby Jenson was captured on video performing at a recent show in Sioux City. As he began playing “Detroit Rock City,” a spark from the band’s pyrotechnics hit him in the back of the head, igniting his hair. Too bad they weren’t playing “Heaven’s on Fire.” Read more HERERead more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

A Florida woman was arrested after hitting a man in the eye with a flashlight. The guy walks his dog early in the morning and carries the flashlight with him to be safe. The woman came out of her home and yelled profanities at the guy because she said the flashlight wakes her up. She…Read more »