Author Archives: C.C.

DAILY DUMBASS – CEDAR FALLS!  Cops Chase 2 Drunken UNI Students Driving Golf Carts

DAILY DUMBASS – CEDAR FALLS! Cops Chase 2 Drunken UNI Students Driving Golf Carts

CEDAR FALLS – Two University of Northern Iowa students have been arrested after allegedly leading campus police on a drunken chase in a stolen golf cart Tuesday night. Both 20-year-old business majors, were arrested for second-degree theft, interference causing injury, according to court records and jail officials. Police noticed a golf cart driving without headlights…Read more »

29 Years Ago Today – Alice in Chains Released Debut Album

29 Years Ago Today – Alice in Chains Released Debut Album

What were you doing in 1990?  I was 12-years-old, living in Madison, NE.  I remember my Dad bringing home an album by a band called Alice in Chains.  He put it in the cassette player, and I sat and listened.  I remember hearing “Man In the Box” and they said “shit”.  I looked over at…Read more »

Finish This Sentence:  I Can’t Sleep Because……..

Finish This Sentence: I Can’t Sleep Because……..

We’ve all been there.  You couldn’t sleep a wink all night, and now it’s time to go to work.  When’s the last time this happened to you, and why couldn’t you sleep?  The hashtag #ICantSleepBecause was a trending topic on Twitter today, so thought I’d ask you what YOUR reason is for insomnia. I go to…Read more »

It’s National Tell a Joke Day And I Never Get Jokes!

It’s National Tell a Joke Day And I Never Get Jokes!

I have no problem admitting that I NEVER get a joke when someone tells me one.  In the past, I used to make pretend that I understood them, and even busted out fake laughs. Now days, I don’t put forward any fake responses. I just say “I don’t get it”.  ALSO, I can never remember…Read more »

Pumpkin Spice SPAM Anyone?

Pumpkin Spice SPAM Anyone?

Are there any products that this damn pumpkin spice craze won’t invade?  Apparently NOT! Ono or “oh no?” Pumpkin spice SPAM dropping this Fall https://t.co/OWX2P4SpDT — khon2 News (@KHONnews) August 14, 2019 On September 23rd, SPAM will welcome their newest flavor, Pumpkin Spice…?!!  The meat substance will be garnished with cinnamon, clove, allspice and nutmeg, and…Read more »