Wed, February 26, 2014
Sex with a Pizza
A UK man took to Twitter to complain that his Domino’s pizza was so hot that it burned him when he had sex with it.
He Tweeted, “I’VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERLY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND.”
Domino’s tweeted back that he should contact their head office to talk about it.
The Twitter user got upset that they didn’t inform people ahead of time about the dangers of getting freaky with their pizza.
Domino’s apologized and said they’d try to figure out a way to notify people in the future.