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Fri, February 28, 2014

"I haven't been penetrated in years"

A Florida woman was arrested for using 911 to try to get an officer she liked to swing by for some “extra duty.”

The 58-year-old called 911 complaining that she wanted her Corvette back. She had signed ownership over to her step-son and wanted it back.

When an officer got there she told him he was sexy and asked if he was married.

Then she told him she hadn’t “been penetrated in years” and asked him for sex.

After figuring out he couldn’t help her with her car, he left her a card with a non-emergency number on it for future calls.

She called 911 again about an hour later, and the same cop showed back up with another officer.

When they asked why she misused 911 again, she said “how else am I going to get you to [expletive] me?”

She then started rubbing the officer’s chest. She was arrested and thrown in jail for misuse of 911.

And yes, she was drunk.