Japanese Pole Vaulter Loses By a Penis
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When clearing the bar on a pole vault, your goal is to make yourself as small as possible so as not to knock off the bar, right?

Yesterday in Rio, a Japanese Pole Vaulter's penis kept him from clearing the bar cleanly and completely.

He didn’t medal.

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