DAILY DUMBASS 2.16.17
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A man in Pennsylvania was arrested after police found him stuck in a fence.

The man was extremely drunk when a police officer found him entangled and what looked like, fighting with the fence. He had a small amount of pot as well as Xanax pills packaged for him to sell.

The 21-year-old’s charges include public drunkenness and possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.

  • Mornings 6-10am
    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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