DAILY DUMBASS 2.17.17
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A woman in Ohio stabbed her boyfriend in the butt during an argument over a mini-fridge.

The guy said they were both drinking and his girlfriend got mad when he moved the mini-fridge, which was full of beer.

The 49-year-old woman then grabbed a steak knife and stabbed him in the left buttock. When police arrived the woman admitted to stabbing her boyfriend and admitted she was angry about the beer being moved.

She said she stabbed him in self-defense after he stabbed her knees with scissors. But officers did not see stab marks on her knees.

The boyfriend refused to press charges. He told officers that he only called police so she would stop stabbing him.

But, police arrested her anyway due to the serious nature of the crime and she also has at least one other domestic violence conviction.

  • Mornings 6-10am
    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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