DAILY DUMBASS 5.19.17
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A Florida woman was caught hiding meth in her bra after she ran from officers screaming that she "had to poop."

The woman was pulled over for driving without a seatbelt. When the officer asked for her license, the woman ran off shouting she was pregnant and had to poop.

When the officer caught up to her, he noticed she had the drugs in her bra. She initially told the officer that it wasn’t hers and that she bought the bra at a yard sale.

She then admitted to not being pregnant and was arrested.

She faces several charges including possession of meth and giving a false name.

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