DAILY DUMBASS 6.19.17
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A man’s right testicle had been causing him intense pain for 15 years. It was about half the size of his left testicle.

The man consulted a urologist and the doc recommended removing the painful testicle.

After the surgery, the guy woke up, and he was still in pain…because the 77-year-old doctor had removed the wrong testicle.

So, the 54-year-old guy in Pennsylvania sued and a jury just awarded the man $620,000 in damages for pain and suffering and $250,000 in punitive damages. Meanwhile, his right testicle is still hurting. If he gets that one removed now, he’ll be on hormone therapy for the rest of his life.

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    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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