DAILY DUMBASS 8.11.17
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A Florida man tried to get out of his arrest by offering the police money and tickets to the Super Bowl.

The man was pulled over for driving 70 miles per hour in a 45 mph zone. The guy’s license has been expired for almost 10 years and had pot in his car.

He first offered the officer $500, then he upped it to $1,000.

Then, his final offer was $2,000 in cash, gift cards and Super Bowl tickets worth $10,000 to take him home instead of to jail.

The man was arrested and charged with bribery, speeding and marijuana possession.

More HERE

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