DAILY DUMBASS 9.13.17
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A Florida man threw a can of soda at his girlfriend for waking him up.

The girlfriend was sleeping in the same room with him when she got up to get something to eat. When she returned, he yelled at her for waking him up.

She told her boyfriend to leave, but before going out the door, he threw the can of soda and hit her in the face.

The guy told a similar story to police except that he added, “I threw the can at her because I was mad at the bitch.”

The boyfriend was arrested and charged with battery.

  • Mornings 6-10am
    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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