DAILY DUMBASS 10.11.17
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A man in Florida tried to jump over a canal with his vehicle, but since this happened in Florida, you already know the outcome.

Witnesses said the man drove to the edge of the canal and stopped to check the distance. He then attempted to make the jump of 20 feet, but he didn’t even come close.

The man’s Toyota Corolla was totaled and had to be towed out of the canal. The guy was not injured.

The police are still looking into the crash, but didn’t say if the man was under the influence of anything.

Police said that they don't know the man didn't use the bridge that was only two blocks away.

More HERE.

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