DAILY DUMBASS 10.12.17
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A Florida man was arrested after accidentally texting a cop to see if he wanted to buy some drugs.

The text asked the officer if he wanted to buy some “bud” and the dealer even included the emoji of a little tree.

The officer responded to the man and told him to meet him at a street across from the police station.

The dealer asked the officer to bring his own scale to measure the drugs.

The police said the man had a haze of marijuana smoke surrounding him as soon as he arrived on site.

The 20-year-old guy was charged with possession of marijuana with intent to sell.

Read more HERE

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    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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