DAILY DUMBASS 11.24.17
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A naked, drunk man was driving on a highway while having sex with a naked woman when he missed a curve, drove off a mountain and struck a tree.

The woman was hospitalized with broken bones, and her three-month-old child in the backseat was uninjured.

The man was taken to Jail. He has three prior DUI convictions.

Witnesses told responding troopers both the man and woman were naked when they left the vehicle.

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    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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