DAILY DUMBASS 11.27.17
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A homeless man in New Mexico got himself locked inside a Walmart overnight…and then it got weird.

The 37-year-old hid in a bathroom until Walmart employees had left and locked up the store before the store opened on Black Friday.

He spent the night eating chocolate and drinking soda, then opened a pack of adult diapers and put one on. He then headed to the baby supply aisle, where he opened baby diapers, baby wipes, a pacifier and a bottle.

His movements triggered an alarm and he was found in the store's bathroom.

He is accused of damaging $156 in merchandise. The investigation caused nearby stores to have delayed openings for Black Friday.

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