DAILY DUMBASS 11.29.17
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A man in Kentucky is accused of robbing a gas station while armed with a tube of hand lotion.

Authorities say the 35-year-old went into a Louisville gas station with his face covered, indicated that he had a gun and demanded money from the clerk.

As he ran to a nearby vehicle with the stolen money, he dropped a sack containing the weapon…. it was a tube of hand lotion.

He was charged with first-degree robbery and smooth skin.

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