DAILY DUMBASS 11.30.17
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TEXAS - A guy was in a house. He was drunk and set it on fire. It gets worse...

Once the Fire Deparment arrived he screamed that his wife and dog were inside the house.

The 47-year-old directed firefighters to a window and then wandered over to the battalion chief’s SUV, hopped in and took off.

Soon afterward, he crashed into the gas pumps at a 7-11 under construction. He tried to run off, but was quickly apprehended.

Turns out he didn’t live in the house and there was nobody inside. The owner was not around.

He faces charges of vehicle theft, interfering with public duties and public intoxication, according to the police report.

Photos of this man's adventure can be found HERE

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    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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