DAILY DUMBASS 1.12.18
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A Las Vegas man was arrested after smacking his daughter in the face with a jar of cheese dip.

According to the arrest report, the 50-year-old told police he hit his adult daughter because she was trying to eat his food.

His daughter told police she tried to replace the food after her father said it was his, but he attacked her and slammed a glass jar of Nacho Cheese Dip into the left side of her face.

When police interviewed her, she was holding a blood-soaked towel against the side of her face and had multiple cuts. She needed a total of 40 stitches.

Her father told police that he hit his daughter with the jar because it was the first thing he saw. He said he would have hit her with his cane if the jar hadn’t been there.

He’s in jail.

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