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A Florida man who claimed he doesn’t drink alcohol was arrested for driving drunk.

Police found the man sitting on the ground by his car after he crashed into a tree. The deputy noticed a large, wet spot on the man’s pants and thought he had urinated on himself. The man said “No, I had spilled a drink on my pants while driving.”

The guy was still clutching a half-empty bottle of fireball whiskey.

The 41-year-old guy also told the officer he pulled over to go pee and was waiting for a friend.

That's his SIXTH DUI.

Read more HERE

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    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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