DAILY DUMBASS 4.16.18
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A woman in Florida accidentally ran over her teen son at the high school pick-up line.

She was picking up her 15-year-old son when she drove her car over the teen. He was taken to a local hospital with leg injuries.

The mom was arrested because she was driving with a suspended license.

According to reports, after the accident, she told deputies: "I know I'm suspended, but I have to drive. It's not like I'm murdering or raping."

She also couldn’t give the officers her correct date of birth.

  • Mornings 6-10am
    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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