DAILY DUMBASS 5.16.18
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A Texas mom was arrested after be drunk and causing a scene during a school play.

The 35-year-old woman was at the high school watching a play when others began complaining about the ruckus she was making.

An officer came and he noticed the woman was drunk. He escorted her out and she kicked him in the leg.

Police found eight small 2.5 ounce bottles of vodka in her purseā€¦seven were empty.

She was arrested and taken to jail; while there, she set off the sprinkler system, flooding her jail cell.

Read more HERE

  • Mornings 6-10am
    It was on a shadowy day in spring when my father, Zeus, became glazed over on a fine bottle of God Beer and committed an incomprehensible error in judgment ---- as he had a one-night stand with a unicorn.

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