32-year-old Jordan Evans was drinking with a friend on Friday in Lincoln, Nebraska. And the friend got some sort of injury and couldn’t walk.
So Jordan decided to take him to the hospital himself . . . in a stolen piece of construction equipment.
He saw a front-end loader sitting at a construction site . . . loaded his friend into the bucket in front . . . jumped behind the wheel . . . and drove him ten blocks.
Some cops happened to be at the hospital and watched him pull in. He ended up blocking the ambulance bay, so paramedics couldn’t get in or out.
His blood alcohol was twice the legal limit . . . he had a bottle of liquor with him, along with some pot . . . and he was driving on a suspended license from a previous DUI.
He’s facing charges for drunk driving, drugs, and felony theft. No word yet on his friend’s injuries, but it sounds like he’s okay.
Ever heard of an ambulance, dumbass?
See his mugshot HERE
