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Naked Chick Drove a Golf Cart… Through an Armed Standoff

By Tim Martin Sep 9, 2021 | 2:54 AM

On Sunday morning, cops near Tampa, Florida were in the middle of a standoff with an armed teenager on a rooftop.

Then, a 28-year-old chick named Jessica Smith drove right through the middle of everything . . . in a golf cart . . . completely NAKED.  And it was a total coincidence.  She had nothing to do with the standoff, and had no reason to be there.

The cops initially tried to shoo her away so they could focus on the standoff . . . but she refused, and continued to joy ride around the area. (WTF?!)

She was eventually arrested, and charged with resisting an officer.  And not surprisingly, she was drunk.

As for the standoff, 18-year-old Myles Abbott was arrested after six hours, which included him firing a gun.  He didn’t hit anyone else . . . but he did shoot himself in the right thigh. (Cue applause.)  It’s unclear if he was aware of the naked woman.

Here’s her MUGSHOT

And here’s his MUGSHOT