Tag Archives: DAILY DUMBASS

DAILY DUMBASS: 1.3.19

DAILY DUMBASS: 1.3.19

Some people are just born criminals, this man in Belgium who tried to steal beer and energy drinks, not so much. A man was caught on camera hopping a fence to try and steal cases of beer and energy drinks. On his way back over to the outside, he got caught not once but twice…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.28.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.28.18

Florida police officers received a phone call around 5:30pm reporting a house fire. When they arrived at the scene, a naked man opened the door and told the officers “sorry” before closing the door. He then re-opened the door, leaving it ajar and walking back into his home. A police officer followed the man in…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.27.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.27.18

Rudolph the red nosed….burglar? A Fort Collins women broke into a local business dressed as one of Santa’s helpers and proceeded to steal multiple items. When you wear a mask to go rob a place, you typically should keep it on right? Well of course our daily dumbass proceeded to take off and put on…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.21.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 12.21.18

It’s Florida Friday for the Daily Dumbass, although this entire week has featured the not-so-bright from the sunny state. Today’s story features a Florida Women who discovered the hard way that 911 does not arrange Uber rides. On Tuesday evening, the clearly intoxicated women called the emergency line to ask them for help to request…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 12.05.18

DAILY DUMBASS 12.05.18

Taco Bell, a place most American’s enjoy getting a cheap excuse for Mexican food. Typically, people are in a pretty good mood when eating tacos. Not this Florida couple who was enjoying a dinner together in a Taco Bell when they began arguing over the husband’s drinking problem. The wife ended up using her Burrito…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.26.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.26.18

An Arizona man was filling up his gas tank one afternoon and saw a women near his pump walk into the store. So what does he do? Obviously breaks into her car and steals her belongings. He proceeded to leave the gas station with her purse without paying for the gas, and stopping only to…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.16.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.16.18

It’s Florida Friday for the Daily Dumbass and today’s story is exactly what you would expect from Florida. A Florida man has been attacked by a crocodile after jumping into a pit at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm. The man apparently broke into the farm and spent over 4 hours jumping into alligator exhibits and causing over $5,000 in damages…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.05.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.05.18

Another day, another dumbass to laugh at. Today’s story features an American Airlines baggage handler who never got the memo that you’re not supposed to fall asleep in the belly of a plane. The worker managed to fall asleep in the belly of the plane for the entire duration of a flight from Kansas City…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.02.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 11.02.18

It’s Friday which means our Daily Dumbass is hailing from the mystical southern state known as Florida. A 65 year old man used raw chicken and a fishing line to lure a 3-foot alligator to his campsite and repeatedly beat the creature with a shovel. There were no reports of the alligator disturbing him or…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 10.16.18

DAILY DUMBASS: 10.16.18

Today’s Daily Dumbass just gets dumber and dumber as his story progresses. A 33 year old Springfield man was arrested after he posted a video to Facebook instructing people on how to remove an ankle monitor using a butter knife and a screwdriver. You can hear a man in the video instructing viewers to make…Read more »