Tag Archives: DAILY DUMBASS

DAILY DUMBASS 4.24.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.24.19

Drunk driving is bad. Drunk driving two cars at the same time is worse. It happened in Maine last weekend. A guy left a bar, got into his truck and he backed into another vehicle, the bumpers got stuck, and began towing it behind his truck. Two officers were patrolling the area and they saw…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.23.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.23.19

A woman who wanted chocolate ice cream had a meltdown. She spit on workers and took a baseball bat to the windows of the store in St. Louis after she was told they’d run out of chocolate & only had vanilla. She then got in a vehicle and took off. Authorities are still looking for the woman.Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.22.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.22.19

A man in Florida, who referred to himself as “the saint,” threatened to release army of turtles to destroy people in a small town. The 61-year-old is also accused of yelling obscenities and causing disturbances at businesses. He then made his way to the police department lobby and banged on the glass but quickly left…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.19.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.19.19

Armed with a squirt gun filled with his own urine, a 71-year-old Florida Man shot at a woman several times as she walked her dog in front of his home. When questioned by the police, the man admitted what he did and stated that he would do it again. He was arrested on a misdemeanor…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.18.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.18.19

After seeing a man on his property, wearing nothing but a thong, a Florida man called the police. Deputies arrested the 31-year-old after the homeowner saw the man attempting to build a shed and he was also throwing chairs. Police said that the man was covered with sand. When the police questioned him, ”He stated he was…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.17.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.17.19

A man in Wisconsin told police he was a cat and threatened to knock out an officer. Police were called after someone reported seeing a body under a tree near a tennis court late at night. Police found the 20-year-old guy lying on the ground and after shaking him and checking for a pulse, he…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.16.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.16.19

A Louisiana woman beat her boyfriend with his prosthetic leg when he tried to break up with her. The two were drinking and that’s when he said he wanted to break up. When the man went to sleep, she hit him in the head with his leg. The woman called 911 because her boyfriend was…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.15.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.15.19

Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart. A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart & their dog was a part of it, too. The Eau Claire Police Department in Wisconsin identified the 46-year-old woman and her 25-year-old son as the suspects. Investigators…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.12.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.12.19

FLORIDA FRIDAY! A man showed up to a Florida hospital naked. He originally had his clothes on and was asked to leave since he didn’t have a medical problem. The man left, but a few minutes later he came back completely naked. He stood next to a pillar and told employees, “I am ready to go.”…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 4.11.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.11.19

Police pulled over a guy on a motorcycle to find that instead of a valid driver’s license he had a handwritten piece of paper with his picture glued to it. The man in China made sure to include all the necessary details on his fake driver’s license, even though all he did was scribble them…Read more »