Tag Archives: DAILY DUMBASS

DAILY DUMBASS 2.15.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.15.19

A man in Georgia set his mother’s home on fire because of an argument over a box of Cheez-It crackers. After they argued for a while, the guy went outside and locked his mother and brother inside the home. He then poured gas on the front steps and set them on fire. The brother was…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

A Florida man was arrested after he attacked a woman with a heart-shaped ashtray. The two were arguing in a hotel room, so the guy put the ashtray in a drawstring bag and hit the woman several times with it. The woman was able to defend herself with a crack pipe and smacked the man with it.…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS: 02.13.19

DAILY DUMBASS: 02.13.19

Nothing like a good dose of Karma for these New York Idiots. Three men broke in and stole a cash register from Build-A-Burger Restaurant, along with the establishment’s entire surveillance system and a large bowl of macaroni salad, because of course you need a snack to keep you fueled while committing a crime. Well their snack…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

A Florida woman was arrested after hitting a man in the eye with a flashlight. The guy walks his dog early in the morning and carries the flashlight with him to be safe. The woman came out of her home and yelled profanities at the guy because she said the flashlight wakes her up. She…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.11.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.11.19

A Florida man attacked his pregnant sister and bit a police officer because someone touched one of his cigars. The man thought his sister’s boyfriend had either moved or smoked one of the cigars. He pushed his sister and other relatives as they tried to calm him down. The guy also threw ketchup, a half-gallon…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.8.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.8.19

Police say an angry pole-dancing stripper in Florida ripped out an entire electrical meter off the wall of the club. She got into a fight with another stripper. She punched the other woman, knocked her down and kicked her. Police say she then took her anger out on the electrical meter bolted to the wall of the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.7.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.7.19

A Florida man danced his way through sobriety tests after he was found sleeping in his car. Police were called after people saw the guy slumped over in his truck, with the brake lights on. When the officers approached, the guy was sleeping and had his foot on the brake. Two deputies knocked on the truck…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.6.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.6.19

A man in the U.K. gave motorists an eyeful when he stripped naked at the side of a road and started having sex with his car. The 37-year-old had rear-ended another car while exiting the road and caused some damage. He then pulled over, climbed out of the window and then appeared to hump his…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.5.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.5.19

A half-naked woman in Texas was arrested after being caught, uh, fondling herself in public then continued pleasuring herself while handcuffed in a police car. Police responded to a complaint from a Hotel Tuesday evening about a woman across the street “holding a silver object” against her privates “with her legs straight up in the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.4.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.4.19

A Wisconsin man placed a baking sheet full of hot charcoal under his car, and ‘accidentally’ lit the vehicle on fire. The man told firefighters his car was frozen so he put the charcoal under it to warm up the vehicle. However, his car was on fire five minutes later. The guy wasn’t hurt but the interior of…Read more »