Tag Archives: FLORIDA

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.14.19

A Florida man was arrested after he attacked a woman with a heart-shaped ashtray. The two were arguing in a hotel room, so the guy put the ashtray in a drawstring bag and hit the woman several times with it. The woman was able to defend herself with a crack pipe and smacked the man with it.…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.12.19

A Florida woman was arrested after hitting a man in the eye with a flashlight. The guy walks his dog early in the morning and carries the flashlight with him to be safe. The woman came out of her home and yelled profanities at the guy because she said the flashlight wakes her up. She…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.11.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.11.19

A Florida man attacked his pregnant sister and bit a police officer because someone touched one of his cigars. The man thought his sister’s boyfriend had either moved or smoked one of the cigars. He pushed his sister and other relatives as they tried to calm him down. The guy also threw ketchup, a half-gallon…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.8.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.8.19

Police say an angry pole-dancing stripper in Florida ripped out an entire electrical meter off the wall of the club. She got into a fight with another stripper. She punched the other woman, knocked her down and kicked her. Police say she then took her anger out on the electrical meter bolted to the wall of the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.7.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.7.19

A Florida man danced his way through sobriety tests after he was found sleeping in his car. Police were called after people saw the guy slumped over in his truck, with the brake lights on. When the officers approached, the guy was sleeping and had his foot on the brake. Two deputies knocked on the truck…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.1.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.1.19

A Florida man was arrested after he smashed a burrito into his wife’s face during an argument. His wife was upset over a family problem and wanted her husband to comfort her, but instead he went out to get some Mexican food. When he came back he made fun of her for being sad. The…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.30.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.30.19

A Florida woman hit her ex-husband with a frying pan while he was eating dinner. She screamed & blamed him for “taking everything from her” during their recent divorce. She then threw a frying pan — full of food — which hit him in the stomach. Afterwards she punched him in his face half a dozen times. The…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.25.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.25.19

A man accused of letting it all hang out in the pillow aisle of a store blamed it on his “itchy crabs.” Police were called after shoppers noticed the 31-year-old exposing himself … in the pillow aisle. When he was being arrested the guy asked the officers why they were doing this to him. An…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.23.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.23.19

A police officer in Florida drove over two people who were lying on the road to watch Sunday night’s lunar eclipse. Around 11:30 the officer was driving his squad car in a park and driving around 5 miles per hour when he ran over the couple. Because the park was “extremely dark,” officials believe they…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.22.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.22.19

A Florida man was arrested for throwing air freshener liquid on his wife. The two got into a heated argument, but he eventually went to bed.  The man woke up a short time later and was angry his wife was in bed with him, so he kicked her. He then took a bottle of air freshener…Read more »