Tag Archives: police

DAILY DUMBASS 4.3.19

DAILY DUMBASS 4.3.19

A 37-year-old man in New York called police to investigate what he described as the sounds of an intruder in the attic of his home. When police arrived they did not find anyone in the attic, but they did find the man’s Meth Lab. The discovery led police to evacuate everyone from the home, including…Read more »

Police Get in Standoff With A Star Wars Stormtrooper Statue [Video]

Police Get in Standoff With A Star Wars Stormtrooper Statue [Video]

No, I am not making this up. Yes folks, San Diego Police got into an armed stand off with a Stormtrooper Statue recently, but hey…you can’t be too careful. Police pulled over the vehicle and 2 actual passengers did attempt to run off, which both of them were apprehended. However when police returned to the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 2.18.19

DAILY DUMBASS 2.18.19

A Louisiana man called 911 on the police officers who had pulled his car over. The guy wasn’t even the driver of the car. He was the owner, but apparently came sprinting out of nowhere & was angry about the car being pulled over. He then began swearing at the officers and threatened to call…Read more »

Horse Walks Around a Home in Twin Cities

Horse Walks Around a Home in Twin Cities

In the suburbs of the Twin Cities a resident reported an intruder in her basement. It was a horse. Police arrived at the woman’s home late Friday night to find a horse walking through various rooms of the home. Authorities said the investigation is ongoing and it isn’t clear how the horse got into the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.24.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.24.19

A Wisconsin man smashed his wife’s car with an ax because he thought she damaged several of his action figures. Before attacking her car, the guy also destroyed their TV and laptop with the ax. After the tirade, he called the police on himself and admitted he drank too much and overreacted. When officers arrived,…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 12.12.18

DAILY DUMBASS 12.12.18

A Peoria, IL, resident complained to police after his phone was stolen while planning to buy drugs with his “government check.” A 62-year-old man called police to ramble through a whole series of strange events. First, he received his “government check” for $700 and immediately “went to buy drugs,” according to the police report. He…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 12.6.18

DAILY DUMBASS 12.6.18

A Florida man was arrested for drug possession after he claimed someone broke into his home,……& left drugs in his home. The man called police to report someone broke in. When the officer noticed the pot and cocaine in the kitchen, the man said someone broke in and placed the drugs in his house. After…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 11.21.18

DAILY DUMBASS 11.21.18

A woman in Pennsylvania had a 12-year-old that didn’t want to go to the dentist once they pulled up to the parking lot of the office. So rather than walk into the office, he climbed on top of his mom’s car. His mom then drove directly to the Police Department… with the boy on the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 11.12.18

DAILY DUMBASS 11.12.18

A bad day would be Crashing your car. Worse: Crashing your car into a police cruiser. How about Crashing your car into a police cruiser while drunk and carrying a passenger with a warrant for his arrest? Police officers in Colorado were blocking a street with their cruiser and the lights and sirens were on,…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

A Wisconsin man turned himself over to the police after a robbery and three-mile car chase because of mosquitoes. Wisconsin police claim the men stole almost $1,400 worth of Jagermeister from a Piggly Wiggly before taking them on a high speed chase. The actual booze thief got away but the driver wasn’t so lucky. The…Read more »