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Horse Walks Around a Home in Twin Cities

Horse Walks Around a Home in Twin Cities

In the suburbs of the Twin Cities a resident reported an intruder in her basement. It was a horse. Police arrived at the woman’s home late Friday night to find a horse walking through various rooms of the home. Authorities said the investigation is ongoing and it isn’t clear how the horse got into the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 1.24.19

DAILY DUMBASS 1.24.19

A Wisconsin man smashed his wife’s car with an ax because he thought she damaged several of his action figures. Before attacking her car, the guy also destroyed their TV and laptop with the ax. After the tirade, he called the police on himself and admitted he drank too much and overreacted. When officers arrived,…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 12.12.18

DAILY DUMBASS 12.12.18

A Peoria, IL, resident complained to police after his phone was stolen while planning to buy drugs with his “government check.” A 62-year-old man called police to ramble through a whole series of strange events. First, he received his “government check” for $700 and immediately “went to buy drugs,” according to the police report. He…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 12.6.18

DAILY DUMBASS 12.6.18

A Florida man was arrested for drug possession after he claimed someone broke into his home,……& left drugs in his home. The man called police to report someone broke in. When the officer noticed the pot and cocaine in the kitchen, the man said someone broke in and placed the drugs in his house. After…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 11.21.18

DAILY DUMBASS 11.21.18

A woman in Pennsylvania had a 12-year-old that didn’t want to go to the dentist once they pulled up to the parking lot of the office. So rather than walk into the office, he climbed on top of his mom’s car. His mom then drove directly to the Police Department… with the boy on the…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 11.12.18

DAILY DUMBASS 11.12.18

A bad day would be Crashing your car. Worse: Crashing your car into a police cruiser. How about Crashing your car into a police cruiser while drunk and carrying a passenger with a warrant for his arrest? Police officers in Colorado were blocking a street with their cruiser and the lights and sirens were on,…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

DAILY DUMBASS 10.3.18

A Wisconsin man turned himself over to the police after a robbery and three-mile car chase because of mosquitoes. Wisconsin police claim the men stole almost $1,400 worth of Jagermeister from a Piggly Wiggly before taking them on a high speed chase. The actual booze thief got away but the driver wasn’t so lucky. The…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 8.6.18

DAILY DUMBASS 8.6.18

Canadian Police say a man was charged with DUI after attempting to prove to his friends that he wasn’t drunk. Police said that the guy was drinking at a bar and to prove that he was sober, the 32-year-old drove to the police station and asked for a breath test…..he blew 1.5x the legal limit…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 8.3.18

DAILY DUMBASS 8.3.18

A Florida woman called 911 because she couldn’t find the remote for her TV. An officer went to the woman’s home after she called again and hung up. When the officer arrived, the woman answered the door and started yelling at him that she couldn’t find her remote. The officer asked if anything was wrong,…Read more »

DAILY DUMBASS 8.2.18

DAILY DUMBASS 8.2.18

A South Carolina man called police because he was upset his drug dealer sold him soap instead of crack. The guy tried to get his money back from the dealer, but when that didn’t happen he called 911. He made up a story that the dealer stole cash from his apartment. When officers arrived, they…Read more »