A dumbass from Wisconsin called and texted his wife saying he had been hit over the head and tied up as he locked up at the end of his work shift. He said his kidnappers forced him to contact her under threat of death.
Police accused him of making up the story and tying himself to the chair in a bid to get sympathy from his wife because they had been having problems.
Authorities say he was hoping she would show up at his workplace herself and find him there in distress, rather than sending the cops to find him.
The 45-year-old man (Darrel Moll) allegedly admitted to staging the whole thing, and was arrested on charges of obstructing an officer and unlawful use of a telephone.