A woman in Florida was arrested for walking around with her breasts hanging out.
Police were called about the 56-year-old topless woman and paid her a visit.
Apparently, a neighbor told investigators she and her young children were outside playing when the woman stood in her driveway with her breasts displayed.
The woman is accused of “pounding” on a recycling bin to ensure the neighbor and her children were looking.
When cops got there, she refused to cover herself, saying she was inside her garage.
When they asked what she was doing, she said she was simply cleaning her garage. When they asked why she was doing it topless, she said she was ‘allowed to’.
The deputies explained that she wasn’t allowed to be in her driveway with her breasts visible to the neighbors.
The deputy arrested her and took her to jail for indecent exposure.
DUMBASS!
