DAILY DUMBASS – Dude Stole Stripper Pole After Using His Membership Card At Adult Store

DAILY DUMBASS – Dude Stole Stripper Pole After Using His Membership Card At Adult Store

Here’s a shout-out to anyone who buys enough stuff at an ADULT STORE that you join their frequent shopper membership program.

There’s a guy in Tukwila, Washington who’s a member of the rewards program at an adult store called Lovers.

We know this because he went to the store last week . . . used his membership card to buy something . . . then stole a STRIPPER POLE and took off. The cops tweeted THIS:

Dude, not too smart there, are ya?  DUMBASS!