Here’s a shout-out to anyone who buys enough stuff at an ADULT STORE that you join their frequent shopper membership program.
There’s a guy in Tukwila, Washington who’s a member of the rewards program at an adult store called Lovers.
We know this because he went to the store last week . . . used his membership card to buy something . . . then stole a STRIPPER POLE and took off. The cops tweeted THIS:
If you happen to be the individual that stole a stripper pole from Lovers around 2PM today, we know who you are via your store membership card and license plate…please be sure to check your mail for your court date. pic.twitter.com/xkMNYyns90
— Tukwila Police (@TukwilaPD) June 25, 2020
Dude, not too smart there, are ya? DUMBASS!