A 22-year-old dumbass guy in Bristol Bay Borough, Alaska named Dawson used a piece of lumber to break into a fire station on Saturday, and stole a fire truck.
No one was there. So he jumped in one of the trucks . . . crashed it THROUGH a garage door . . . and drove off.
After he stole the truck, he turned on the emergency lights . . . and drove straight to a BAR, where cops showed up and arrested him.
The craziest part is he’s done this before. Back in 2017, he was arrested for stealing a vehicle from ANOTHER fire station. That time it was a pickup truck.
He’s facing charges for burglary, vehicle theft, and criminal mischief. Plus a charge for violating his release after a DUI he got a few weeks back.
Someone who claims he’s innocent started a GoFundMe page to bail him out. But, guess what? NO ONE has donated.
Here’s his 2017 mugshot: