On Friday night, a pizza shop owner in Greenwood, Delaware was closing up when a guy walked up, pulled out a MACHETE, and demanded some cash.
The owner fought back with the only weapon he had nearby . . . and he threw a PIZZA at the robber.
Believe it or not . . . that worked. For some reason, the guy with the machete was scared off by the flying pizza and took off running . . . and now the cops are trying to track him down.
The dumbass here isn’t the owner, it’s the punk ass guy with the machete. Wasn’t that tough after all, were ya?! DUMBASS!