A home break-in where it’s pretty clear the person didn’t want to steal anything, they just needed to use the bathroom.
Someone broke into a house in Guelph, Ontario, Canada in the middle of the night on Sunday. They didn’t steal anything or break anything.
All they did was POOP . . . in the dishwasher.
The cops are trying to track them down. Cops say the poopy perp got into the house through an open back door. (No pun intended, OR maybe pun intended.)
I swear the dishes are clean, I just ran them through the dishwasher… wait…