Remember Dukes of Hazzard? Of course you do.
There’s a 26-year-old guy from Allen Park, Michigan who tried to pull off a crazy stunt on Wednesday night. He was driving his Dodge toward a drawbridge and saw the gates were down because the bridge was going up for a boat.
Well, this dumbass dude was high on whippets and didn’t want to wait. So he busted through the security gate and tried to JUMP his car over the gap.
Fortunately for him, the bridge operator saw what he was doing and stopped the bridge from opening even more . . . so this guy actually MADE IT.
But he smashed his windshield, blew out all four tires, and was arrested for malicious destruction of property.
DUMBASS!
