So here’s what happens when an idiot takes the concept of “going medieval on someone” too literally.
On Tuesday morning, a guy outside a restaurant in Emmaus, Pennsylvania told a random woman she was special and he was waiting for someone like her in his life.
Well, her 38-year-old husband named James heard what the guy said.
And he started chasing the guy when the guy drove off . . . then got out at a red light, pulled out a METAL-SPIKED MACE . . . and started smashing it into the guy’s car.
James was arrested on several charges, including two counts of aggravated assault.
Conan the Destroyer? OR… just a DUMBASS.