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The Greatest Opening to a Christmas Movie Ever

By Tim Martin Dec 17, 2020 | 11:31 AM

A Christmas Story? Bah!

We’ve seen Ralphie shoot his eye out, Cousin Eddie empty his crapper into the sewer drain, Charlie Brown and his freakin’ tree thousands upon thousands of times.

But what about Bill Goldburg as Santa coming down the chimney kicking a dog into a ceiling fan, stabbing James Caan’s hands into the table, torching Fran Drescher’s hair on fire and drowning her in eggnog, and kicking Chris Kattan into a china hutch, then finising off James Caan with a turkey leg down his throat then jamming his head into the table?

Ladies and gentleman, the BEST opening to a Christmas movie ever….Santa’s Slay.