Kermit the Frog witnessed it all.
In a town called Seabeck, Washington that’s just west of Seattle, there’s an actual street called SESAME STREET.
Well, a drunk driver crashed into a gas station and then abandoned his dented SUV on Sesame Street on Sunday morning. Then he ran into the woods, where the air is sweet.
A police dog tracked him down and he was arrested. It turns out this isn’t his first DUI. According to The Count, he’s had von . . . two . . . three . . . four . . . five DUIs in the past 10 years.
He’s been charged with felony DUI, hit and run, and driving with a suspended license.
DUMBASS!
