A drunk driver dude in Indiana drove through a snowbank and 30 yards of snow into a cornfield, where he was found asleep at the wheel.
A cop said he found a 24-year-old dude named Austin Hornish with his car wedged in a snowbank around 2 a.m.
Cops said the car was still running in reverse with the windows steamed up on the inside.
The dumbass dude was reclined in the driver’s seat and appeared to wake up when the cop tapped on the window.
The cop asked, “What brings you to the center of this cornfield?”
“I tried to turn,” he answered.
Turns out his blood alcohol level was 2 1/2 times above the legal limit. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
DUMBASS
